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Entry #5

I HATE ANIME. FUCK ANIME.

1/13/08 by GodsSentWarrior
Updated 6/14/08

If you make a good point against Anime, I will include it

I HATE ANIME.
-With all it's weaboo faggots,
-It's poorly drawn animation,
-There also seems to exist a rule in the Unwritten Code of Otakudom denouncing everything Western and championing everything Japanese is an essential part of being an anime fan
-THEY ALL HAVE THE SAME PLOT, SOME McFAGGOT IS "THE ONE"
-The kids who like it are all fucking freaks FACT,
-It's shitty voice actors,
-The costumes people wear,
-The sad fact that the viewers want to be Asian and cant be proud of what they are,
-Are the Japanese gay? Why must their young boys look like girls and their girls boys?
-The video games that spawn from it. Dear GOD.

All Anime fans are:
Conceited, anal-retentive, silly, thickheaded, ignorant, inane and elitist. It is true that every human being displays these traits at some point in their lives, but most anime fans seem to have gotten an extra helping of them. Most of the time, I find them simply naive, grating, and irritating when they begin to discuss their preferred medium of entertainment. Don't tell them its a cartoon. They may pretend to make a >.< fucking face.

They all follow the same structure:
-A hero with special powers (or hidden powers).
-A bitch that follows him around, and they both inwardly like each other.
-Long, drawn out "thought" frames, where they pan the camera slightly and we hear the character's thoughts (this, by the way, is to save money).
-About ten episodes of climactic build up; it takes absolutely forever for anything to be accomplished
-The usual unoriginal drawing style (eyes, lots of exaggeration)
Thanks to deafeningsilence5 for these points

______________________________________


People who agree:

"I agree with pretty much everything you said there."
-Loch-Ness-Monster

"I hate anime, but i love hentai :p"
-NickDaPwner

"It's not that I hate anime, its that I hate the effect it has on people. It makes them speak in a strange manner, there actions become overly exaggerated.
It makes them crazy.
Anime is a dangerous chemical and over exposer to it causes health problems.
And to top that off my ex girlfriend is in to that and look at her!
http://pandakunoichi18.deviantart.com /" (LOOK AT HER!)
-The-Omnipresence

"Anime sucks the dingaling (bad)."
-sqrage

"Agreed with every point you make, surprisingly.
I enjoy anime, but I'm not going to defend it by any means. Most anime fans are annoying and pig disgusting. Fuck, it sickens me when people associate me with those headband-wearing, Pocky-obsessed freaks. I wish they'd just learn to behave normally.
I'll sign, because I might actually be getting laid if it weren't for my obsession with Japan. I guess they're getting us back for Hiroshima." (FROM AN ANIME FAN!)
-DepressedStone

"Anime = overrated
I hate people who consume theirlife over ANYTHING so I especially hate Anime."
-AznWarlord

"Yeh, you are totally correct."
-mansellscore

"I am probably the biggest anime hater on this site. I don't hate Japan, BUT I FUCKING HATE THAT GAY ASS SHIT ANIME."
-benjadaninja

"I hate anime"
ImFromMars

"Anime haters unite!
(you will like this :D)"
http://www.ranting-gryphon.com/Rants/2 rant-anime.mp3"
-kaiser-d

"That perfectly describes over 99% of anime. There's about 1%(maybe less) that isn't cliched, repetitive shit.
I'll agree with you, too, that rabid anime fanboys are exponentially more annoying than the most rabid Klingon-speaking Trekkies."
-TheAmateurAnimator

"Anime, i think its horrible, i think it has a terrible effect on you and to quote you 'FUCK ANIME'"
-Deanz

"Yep, anime sucks nuts.
I think infinite-one is a fanboy of naruto."
-Thechickensparta

"I LOVE YOU.
I despise anime, it's just entertaining shit. LOLZ HAI2U I R HAPPEH KARTOOM! ^___________^ ^__________^ >_________> ^______________^"
-RjWise

I hate em too. You should check out this video review I left for a crappy anime wannabe flash. It was the last one I did out of the whole five I've ever done.
-Wtfpwn

"Honestly, I agree with everything you said.
There is only one anime that I have ever liked, and one only.
Monster.
Check it out on youtube.
Besides that anime, I do have to say how badly it effect everyone. I cant tell you how many people at school that I have seen who are anime crazy. Especially the girls. Have you ever noticed all the unatractive girls who read that shit? Worst of all, at my local Barnes & Noble they said that they have had a problem with teenage girls stealing their manga.
FUCK ANIME, AND MANGA."
-CoolGoat

"sucks anime is Hentai , and Hentai Sucks too >:("
-satanbrain

"Im signing I hate anime. And those sick faggets
with their hentai too."
-SnawsBall

"I sign."
-ZiggyZack99

http://animesucks.ytmnd.com/

SIGN BELOW IF YOU TOO, HATE ANIME

I HATE ANIME. FUCK ANIME.


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Definition of Anime Haters:

Reverse Fanboys.
Anime haters are the equally annoying opposite of anime fankids.
Deluded into thinking they are normal, well adjusted people devoid of flaws.

Consider it their duty and right to belittle others under some ridiculous notion of normality. Like these people are suddenly saints. But, they only decide to crusade against people who like Japanese cartoons. Yeah let's not worry about Darfur, or war or terrorists, or bigots or child abuse, yeah you take those cartoon watchers down a fuckin' peg. You paragons of social interaction.

These equally obsessed fools can be seen online blathering about how normal they are and how much of a life they have, simply because they aren't hardcore into anime. They are however, hardcore into trolling the internets looking for fights. Which is totally what well adjusted social dynamos are famous for.

Are known for using stereotypical extremes to justify being douchebags. Judging anime (not movies or magazines) by the worst examples and ignoring the rest (just like fanboys do!)
Lump all anime fans into an convenient to despise group of perverts because it's easy.

Think that spending all their time looking for obsessed people to make fun of isn't at all hypocritical.

Think that being obsessed about Japanese cartoons is a serious issue, despite all the horrible things going on in the world. These idiots think anime viewing is bad. Signs that these "normal" people really have little worries or priorities.


(kinda late considering the age of this post.. but..)
Personally, I feel that people who are on both sides of the subject need to lighten up. It's just entertainment. I like both anime and cartoons; I just prefer anime. I'm 17 currently, have a job, a girlfriend, love anime, go to anime conventions now and then. I pretty much live a healthy life. And, (as you stated) we do get to be a little obsessive, but don't we all? with something? anything?.
If it bothers you so much, just keep it to yourself, why the need to diss people about something they like very much?
But I think that's asking too much.
People will be people.


GrayFox679GrayFox679

9/16/09

Normally, I would go into some kind of rant on how you're really just focusing on the shonen style of anime and manga, but I won't go that far beyond a few key comments:

- A good deal of anime and manga do not follow the ridiculous standard of garbage churned out as a copy of Dragon Ball Z or most things that have been on Adult Swim in the past few years. You could take a look at Cowboy Bebop, Slayers, Fooly Cooly, or even Fullmetal Alchemist. Most of those titles are recognized as classics for a reason. In twenty years, practically no one will remember stupid shit like Code Geass or Death Note.

- The industry of anime HAS become bloated in recent years. It's become more about pleasing the young male demographic than creating a deep storyline for most; however, the deeper series AREstill there.

- Most anime series take so long to get anywhere because they are based on a manga that was created in a weekly format. Having to meet deadlines does not encourage a writer to just churn out all of his best ideas at once. Then again, there are shorter bits of anime to grasp your attention only for a few episodes and then leave you to wander (i.e. Afro Samurai, FLCL).

- Evangelion. Let me tell you about it. The god damned stupid series is popular for a REASON, and that reason is that it appeals to the sense of identity that is constantly a problem for Japanese youths. You hear a lot of stories about shut-ins killing themselves, a lot of them anime fans (mainly in Japan). Many series like this are very popular because they appeal to men and women who have a hard time becoming a functioning part of society.

- I don't see nearly as many western series lasting as long as most anime. Batman? Batman's had more facelifts than Joan Rivers and Michael Jackson combined. Superman? I guess he was popular for a while, but that got shitcanned, too. Most modern western series died out in the late 90's because they couldn't cope with a changing attitude of youth in America. Because anime is constantly changing, there is always some facet of it that will appeal to teenagers. As much as I dislike Naruto and other ridiculous examples of animation, they have far outshone anything that Marvel or DC has provided in the televised realm.

- Posting an audio rant by a man who is a known and declared furry doesn't really help your case against another subculture. Not that I have anything against furries, but he comes off as rather unstable.

Regardless, you're entitled to your opinion and I'm entitled to mine.

Anti-sign, I guess?


OH!!! and lastly i like anime and i dont act like the other fags that dress up like fucking idiots or accecivly draw it or cant stop talking about it an asspecialy dont act like a total faggot 3ry old people like that just offend me so WHAT I AM TRYING TO SAY IS im with you in some issues but im not like them 0.0 {thank god} and wow your GF is a little over the edge with that ART.....


http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/mi dorieyes/girlchan-in-paradise

where does it say he hates anime or is that just u??? -_-


RexWilRexWil

9/15/09

Whats wrong with you? Grouping all anime fans together and saying they are all the same, saying all anime is the same, and giving them such negative attributes. Thats racism but towards a subject. You can keep your opinion on anime and leave fans alone you know, you dont need to go around spreading more hate. What does this page accomplish other than letting every one know you are a psycho who thinks GOD sent him to hate anime? =/


i used to like naruto, but i noticed how gay it turned out to be.
Naruto is gay for sasuke.
ANIME SUCKS!


Dude a jew couldn't hate a nazi more than you hate this haha. Unfortunately I do watch anime from time to time and I do enjoy it. I guess the part I enjoy most, or rather the only part is the hilarious facial expressions. If people could make those faces in reality, my day would be a lot more exciting. Although for an anime hater you sure know alot about it. My guess is you got sucked into this at some point in time then realized it was destroying your life in which case congratulations.


So basically, you hate one part of one media-form. Ahh, to be young and shallow again.

I used to hate American TV until I discovered stuff like The Wire. now I can see that as a whole, American TV is FUCKING AWESOME when applied in a particular way - when its budget and talent is applied to realism, interesting subjects in a solid cogent narrative and a willingness to pull no punches. Or Historical drama, or other semi-intellectual projects.

Same thing applies to anime - the reason being it is an expansive story-telling form much akin to Live Action, the different being it's animated in 2D (which leads to large quantities of seperate shows, but with less actual time in them). For every shitty show like Naruto and Yu-Gi-Oh, you have Ergo Proxy, Paranoia Agent, Legend of the Galactic Heroes, Ghost Hound - genuine TV shows that deal with Philosophy, Politics, Psychology, Neurology, Mysticism etc. in a more in-depth way. If you were the average Weeaboo, you would probably call such shows "boring".

You do not speak as an experienced watcher of anime, you only speak as someone who has seen a horrendously small section of it at face value and made the decision to dislike it. Your audience consists of people who have done the exact same as you or knew nothing beforehand anyway. So what the hell is the point in making such lists of empty bile when all it amounts to is a big circlejerk of angry impulsive rhetoric - anyone with the ability to be swayed one way or the other about "anime" would mark you as immature and a bad campaigner, if they had any sense.

I mean hell, you have a kiddy show about ninjas as your trump card - you may as well make a post hating humanity and put a picture of Hitler there because you never studied Ghandi or any other altruistic figures of human history.

Plus, you didn't like Cowboy Bebop? What the hell, man?


mtrimtri

9/15/09

I'm with ya on this one.


JohnnyWangJohnnyWang

12/25/08

I sent you a PM on this, but I'll post my main point here for posterity, and so that other people see it too.

Your rant is based on stereotypes and ignorance over the medium. You obviously haven't watched all that much anime, and most, if not all of it is stuff like Naruto and Bleach, that are Shonen "boys anime", namely, targetted for kids.

You have the right to not like anime, but spouting ignrant idiotic opinions and stating them as facts is just plain stupid.


KyothineKyothine

12/10/08

YES.

Check out my profile for a flash anime rant.


SinitronSinitron

12/10/08

mallets to their faces, break and crush, murder them all, hitler should have gassed the japs instead of the jews, what a fucking loser he was, allying with the enemy


SawdustSawdust

11/10/08

I love anime, but your rants on the fans and crap anime is seriously true.

I mean, I only like a few series out of the hundreds out there.

But that's a piss small number, there's like 10-20 series, that's it. And I can't even go somewhere like an anime convention because of all the weeaboos cosplaying there.

Ugh. Fuck Naruto and what it created.


ZweZwe

11/6/08

I only like 1 anime in existence, and it matches none of the above criteria. Nearly every mainstream anime is like that though, but it's probably not a good generalization about all of it.
So yeah, opinions and shit.


I love how this has a purpose.

11/10/08 GodsSentWarrior responds:

Its purpose is to gather NG's users who alos hate anime.


I agree ith most of this. I don't hate anime i hate what it does to people. I see like all these fucking retard kids running around the shops with plastic ninja items screaming japenese slogans at each other. THEY NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
//Psycomaster//


OdioOdio

10/26/08

I love you.

11/1/08 GodsSentWarrior responds:

And I, you


meh, im not elated by ur rant, but i respect ur opinion

to each; their own (opinion in this case)


........*twitch, twitch*
you fucking asshole. i completely and utterly despise people like you. people who purposefully go out of theirway to insult anime. scum like you dont deserve to even touch anime, much less watch it

10/9/08 GodsSentWarrior responds:

I'm honored, someone made an alternate account just to insult me


nurglerotnurglerot

7/11/08

i do
nuf said


PhantoxPhantox

6/23/08

I agree with you. The only good thing about anime is the hentai.


Horrible stuff, with it's slow frame rate and horrible lip syncs.

It makes my eyes want to bleed whenever I witness it.


flubecaflubeca

6/15/08

I hate anime watchers, all they do is about anime. In my school, some freaks did a statue of Naruto. COME ON!

Plz insert this comment in the people who agree part of your post :

ANIME SUCKS HAIRY BALLSACKS! ~ Flubeca


Basic plot/style of every single anime show:

-A hero with special powers (or hidden powers).

-A bitch that follows him around, and they both inwardly like each other.

-Long, drawn out "thought" frames, where they pan the camera slightly and we hear the character's thoughts (this, by the way, is to save money).

-About ten episodes of climactic build up; it takes absolutely forever for anything to be accomplished

-The usual unoriginal drawing style (eyes, lots of exaggeration)

Yeah, it's pretty fucking gay.

6/14/08 GodsSentWarrior responds:

Great point. I included it in my post now.


Naruto does piss me off. However there are some good Animes. Are you telling me you have never seen a good Anime?

6/14/08 GodsSentWarrior responds:

I have not. I am very open to watch them though, and I will be honest if I like it.
I just don't like any. They disgust me.


I sign.

6/14/08 GodsSentWarrior responds:

Thank you kind Sir, may your vote be remembered in history


You also forgot to mention that the eyes are to wide for japanese people and that nobody looks japanese in anime. Who the fuck has natural pink hair? Honestly.

6/14/08 GodsSentWarrior responds:

Well, in the end, everyone wants to be white.


UzkarUzkar

5/22/08

FUK U FAGIT!


Hey, dumbshit.
muncheh...
Yeah, shitty memes aren't really going to convince him.


munchehmuncheh

4/26/08

Anime is ok...If it's OVER 9000!!!!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=TBtpyeLxVk I <<That's what i'm talking about


Try this.
This may change your mind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo0xJd 2PvVk&feature=related

5/1/08 GodsSentWarrior responds:

lol, no?
Im open minded, but I couldnt sit through that for more then 5 minutes. I felt sick.


SawdustSawdust

4/2/08

Actually, not all anime is bad. But hey, the entire franchise is overrun with shit. I half sign this.

4/12/08 GodsSentWarrior responds:

well your half signature is worth half


satanbrainsatanbrain

2/22/08

sucks anime is Hentai , and Hentai Sucks too >:(

4/12/08 GodsSentWarrior responds:

Anime=Hentai thats allowed to be on TV
Hentai=Anime that guys who have never felt a boob fap to


satanbrainsatanbrain

2/22/08

SatanSentMe

2/23/08 GodsSentWarrior responds:

o no


CoolGoatCoolGoat

2/22/08

Honestly, I agree with everything you said.
There is only one anime that I have ever liked, and one only.
Monster.
Check it out on youtube.

Besides that anime, I do have to say how badly it effect everyone. I cant tell you how many people at school that I have seen who are anime crazy. Especially the girls. Have you ever noticed all the unatractive girls who read that shit? Worst of all, at my local Barnes & Noble they said that they have had a problem with teenage girls stealing their manga.
FUCK ANIME, AND MANGA.

4/12/08 GodsSentWarrior responds:

EXACTLY. They all acto so weird and antisocial. And the girls are usually chubby and lonely.
Anime ruins lives, it really really does.


WtfpwnWtfpwn

2/22/08

I hate em too. You should check out this video review I left for a crappy anime wannabe flash. It was the last one I did out of the whole five I've ever done.

4/12/08 GodsSentWarrior responds:

Nice work brother


chivichivi

2/18/08

You must be a real son of a bitch to hate anime.

4/12/08 GodsSentWarrior responds:

Im real normal


RjWiseRjWise

2/10/08

I LOVE YOU.

I despise anime, it's just entertaining shit. LOLZ HAI2U I R HAPPEH KARTOOM! ^___________^ ^__________^ >_________> ^______________^

2/10/08 GodsSentWarrior responds:

Yeah, minus the entertaining


Yep, anime sucks nuts.

.
I think infinite-one is a fanboy of naruto.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLAWLLOLALWALOLAWLAOLALW OAOLWOALOWALOW.

2/10/08 GodsSentWarrior responds:

NOT NARUTO


AeonstarsAeonstars

2/10/08

Anime's awesome as are you :)

2/10/08 GodsSentWarrior responds:

Hahaha, thanks bud.


DeanzDeanz

1/28/08

Anime, i think its horrible, i think it has a terrible effect on you and to quote you "FUCK ANIME"

2/2/08 GodsSentWarrior responds:

YES. I love and will always love you, sir.


ZJZJ

1/27/08

ROCK ON!

2/2/08 GodsSentWarrior responds:

HELL YE


KyothineKyothine

1/25/08

I hate anime fanboys, but anime is just a form of cartoon.

Just like looney toons and that kinda stuff. I bet if you announced that, the anime fanboys will start saying 'NO IT ISNT ANIME IS ART!!!!!"

so yea

its more of the fanboys that i hate


Yes, and you deleted it.


That perfectly describes over 99% of anime. There's about 1%(maybe less) that isn't cliched, repetitive shit.

I'll agree with you, too, that rabid anime fanboys are exponentially more annoying than the most rabid Klingon-speaking Trekkies.

1/23/08 GodsSentWarrior responds:

Hell yes

another sane NG'er I know I can count on.


It's better than your cartoons. Oh wait...

1/20/08 GodsSentWarrior responds:

lolwut


"Did I say every anime was Naruto? I just used that because its what most of you faggots watch."

HELL fuckin' no. That is not what most of us watch.

Also, I love how you claim anime lovers are thickheaded and ignorant, yet you are yourself.

1/20/08 GodsSentWarrior responds:

Already been said.


CyprusCyprus

1/18/08

why am i in class??? ever heard of college?

1/19/08 GodsSentWarrior responds:

At AGE 22?!


kaiser-dkaiser-d

1/18/08

Anime haters unite!

(you will like this :D)

http://www.ranting-gryphon.com/Rants/
2rant-anime.mp3

1/20/08 GodsSentWarrior responds:

hahahahha fucking awesome song